Conversation 2: Commenting Etiquette
February 18, 2008As an extension of blogging, we’re also looking at commenting etiquette.
Time for you to be creative and give us a suggestion on guidelines for commenting, with 2 conditions
- It must be between 2 to 4 lines
- It must rhyme
Have fun!
when you have nothing great to say
it’s better to go away
‘cos it’s really quite uncool
to say something akin to a fool
or…
when you have to make a comment,
please try not stray,
do not make empty rants,
like an asses’s bray.
personal attacks would be amiss
you leave me mom out of this!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I don’t know how to bloody rhyme.
a comment, a word or a phrase
a reader reads yet also says
the writer writes without a nay
of manners, of good, bad and disgraced
if you let comments, snide or rude,
ruin your day and spoil your mood,
then you’re neurotic and one could
most certainly say that you’re a prude
anonymous said “you are fat”
but there is nothing wrong with that
you put up photos for all to see
now cut down on the kfc
the trolls that write these words unpure
are probably just insecure
they secretly want to get thinner
and hotter and smarter just like dalena
Writing comments is an art
It’s good if they’re smart
If you have nothing to say
Talk to the hand and go away
Blogs thrive on opinions
It’s the same with nuts and pinions
But whatever you spew
Make sure it’s something new
mean comments
are but odds and ends
unlike sticks and stones
they break no bones
flamers and haters, why do you care?
take your cries for attention elsewhere
leave a name,
don’t be lame.
be polite,
you know it’s only right.
u’re in another person’s house and they’re expecting you!
revealing their innermost thoughts and views
give a moment before you disrespect
cos it’s their house and it’s all about their percept
disagree? feel free to leave and never come back
food for thought
time to prod
stir the shit
be a crit
Kai says “No more KFC” is right,
In some cultures, that will start a fight.
Kai says “Its not wrong being Fat”,
In some cultures, agreed! Men love that!
The trolls that write these words unpure,
Kai might as well say Leprechauns are demure.
Thinner and hotter and smarter than Dalena
Kai probably wrote that smoking a Sampoerna.
Things Lou write only he will know,
One day hopefully his prose will flow.
In the mean time no one is impressed,
But Lou will write it his way more or less.
=)
Pray be constructive
Undeveloped thoughts leave me convulsive
Recheck your spelling
Excessive punctuation is not compelling
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